Somehow, though there are no evident similarities, Between The Buried And Me inspired this song. Funny how that works.

Manky Gash (7:36 / 192kbit MP3 / 10,70 MB)

Squishy Squelchy Gas Pass Errors… we’ve all had them. Some might go so far as to say that they occasionally occur. They provide those who make said error with a sense of urgency. Running up and down staircases to find a bathroom, or even just a closet that just happens to be packed with spare pants; a safe haven where one can recuperate and re-dress.

All that aside, I made a song.

Squishy Squelchy Gas Pass Error (4:31 / 192kbit MP3 / 6,36 MB)

I asked questions, people gave answers. Their answers caused short bits of music (if that’s the right word). More to come…

It’s All Candice’s Fault (2:07 / 192kbit MP3 / 2,98 MB)
It’s All Anthony’s Fault (1:53 / 192kbit MP3 / 2,67 MB)
It’s All Asim’s Fault (2:16 / 192kbit MP3 / 3,20 MB)
It’s All Peter’s Fault (2:46 / 192kbit MP3 / 3,91 MB)
It’s All Keith’s Fault (2:33 / 192kbit MP3 / 3,59 MB)

The Crapz0r emerges from a long forgotten past. Happy and with pianos, like it has always been.

My Knapsack o’ White Privilege (A 2010 Crapz0r) (3:31 / 192kbit MP3 / 4,96 MB)

It happens. You learn to live with it.

Hands That Smell of Feet (5:36 / 192kbit MP3 / 7,70 MB)

If you look carefully, you will notice that this website is no longer white and red. Don’t panic, this is not a new symptom of whatever mental illness you are suffering from. Things look different now because they are no longer like they were before. What was white is not white; what was red is not red. The colours in between, too, changed. Cease crying like a little girl – you too, little girls – and take it like a man – you too, little girls.

Jetzt geht’s los! …you’ll have to imagine the frantic glowsticking yourself.

F-word Thy C-bomb (5:25 / 192kbit MP3 / 7,45 MB)

After six years, Synthetic Pathetic has had a small overhaul, retaining much of its original form but with a slightly better edge to it. Hooray!

Synthetic Pathetic (remastered) (7:12 / 192kbit MP3 / 9,89 MB)

“…then, and only then, does the royal king’s court bloom, yielding its blossoms to the stars’ watchful gaze, roots pulling gently from the fertile ground below, and as the raindrops land onto bud and leaf and grass, he steps out and dances.”

Starlit Dance of the Thistle King (4:12 / 192kbit MP3 / 5,76 MB)

This is the sound you hear when you fly in your dreams.

An Affable Air Castle (3:25 / 192kbit MP3 / 4,70 MB)